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Alaska votes to join Russia, Obama orders military action

7 Mar

Juneau, Alaska -Stepping in shoes of  Crimea’s parliament ,Alaska’s congress voted to join Russia on Thursday and its Citizen-backed government set a referendum in 5 days’ time in a dramatic escalation of the crisis  that drew a sharp reaction from U.S. President Barack Obama.

Obama ordered military action on Alaska,starting fears of another civil war.Washington DC imposed bans on travel to the United States and freezing of their U.S. assets.The army,air-force and military is being mobilized to control the breakaway republic of Alaska.

Alaskans were ruthlessly exploited by Americans from March 30, 1867 .The defeat of Southern states in civil war put a dampener to their aspirations for independence The infamous website Wikipedia seem to have deleted all the references to Russian ownership of Alaska.

Most of Alaskans think going along with Russians will be best move for future.Many famous Alaskans including former governor Sarah Palin always saw Russia from their houses.So it comes as no surprise that Alaskans think they are almost Russians.

“It would be better if we were ruled by Russians than current crop of commiefascists oligarchs. There is no freedom in USA.Every aspect of life is recorded and used for our exploitation.Cops,judiciary,media,congress are out of control and they want to destroy our identity as human beings.It would be better to live under Benevolent and fearless leader like Putin.”Said an Alaskan native.