Outrage! Bankrupt U.S. want to a sell Statue of liberty to pay Banker’s Bonuses.Furious France want it back

9 Sep

NY city

9 September 2012

             In dramatic developments in NY city, the city managers have decided to sell Statue of Liberty to pay Banker’s Christmas bonuses.

            The Statue of liberty is a colossal neoclassical sculpture on Liberty Island in New York Harbor, designed by Frédéric Bartholdi and dedicated on October 28, 1886. The statue, a gift to the United States from the people of France, is of a robed female figure representing Libertas, the Roman goddess of freedom, who bears a torch and a tabula ansata (a tablet evoking the law) upon which is inscribed the date of the American Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. A broken chain lies at her feet. The statue is an icon of freedom and of the United States: a welcoming signal to immigrants arriving from abroad.

            “ Our  talented bankers have taken tremendous losses in markets and it is high possibility they will have to forgo Christmas bonus. Economy of our city depends on fraudulent activities of bankers and stock brokers. If they don’t get bonus,they might migrate to Singapore or Hongkong,leaving us deprived of their world class intelligence.” Said a city officer.”We can’t allow it to happen. Our lives are at stake here. Anyway statue of liberty no longer represents values of modern day America. So it is better to sell it as long as metal prices are high.”

            The French officials expressed outrage and dismay over the sell.

“The statue was gifted by us in view keeping U.S. will be symbol of independence of spirit for all the world. I think U.S.A. is rapidly degrading into a banana dictatorship. If they can’t maintain it, France is ready to take it back.”Said a consulate officer.

            Upon being asked about the angry opinion of French officials, a city lawyer explained “The gift is not property of France. It is now property of U.S. citizens and NY city can sell it to anyone they want.We need to pay the bankers.”

The auctioning procedure has already started and NY City has received topping bids from Taliban, Saudi Arabia, Ecuador.

            A Taliban spokesman explained “We want to buy and blow it to smithereens, just like we did with Bamiyan Buddha statues.”

            While Saudi Arabians didn’t give their reasons,Ecuador stressed they are only truly free and democratic in world except Afghanistan.    

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2 Responses to “Outrage! Bankrupt U.S. want to a sell Statue of liberty to pay Banker’s Bonuses.Furious France want it back”

  1. Nailer45 September 9, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    this is a hoax correct?

  2. Larry September 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FRICK’IN KIDDING ME. WHAT HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO. GET RID OF THE WHOLE DAMN MESS OF THEM. PUT THEM IN A BOAT AND SINK IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN ALONG WITH OUR SO CALLED GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!

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