Archive | September, 2012

Breaking!US Embassy attacked in USA

13 Sep

Washington DC and New York City (Cooters) – Demonstrators attacked the U.S. embassies  in Washington DC and New York city on Thursday in protest at a NDAA law  they consider blasphemous to US constitution. A total of 5,00,000 troops consisting of FBI,DHS,BATF,DEA and 10 divisions of US army have been deployed to control the spontaneous mob

Hundreds of American  demonstrators broke through the main gate of the heavily fortified Embassy compound in eastern Washington, shouting “We sacrifice ourselves for you, US constitution”. Earlier they smashed windows of security offices outside the embassy and burned cars.

“We can see a fire inside the compound and security forces are firing in the air. The demonstrators are fleeing and then charging back,” one witness told Cooters. A security source said at least 1500 people were killed in police firing and efforts are being made to destroy dead bodies in open sea.An embassy spokesman said its personnel were reported to be safe.

In NY t, protesters hurled Gucci handbags,i-phones,purses,soft drink cans at a police cordon around the U.S. embassy in central New York after climbing into the embassy and tearing down the American flag. The state news agency said 1000 people were ikilled by police bullets and efforts are underway to kill more.

NDAA is the law which gives unprecedented powers to US government to arrest,detain any citizen for indefinite period.The law was drafted in view of social unrest in the country after rich people looted average citizens to their last penny.

Mavens, a 85-year-old California-born auto worker who spent a career operating on perilous American made cars, became the first American citizen killed by police.

A Government doctor pronounced him dead of cardiac arrest. The bodies of other protesters have not been identified.

 

  

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Outrage! Bankrupt U.S. want to a sell Statue of liberty to pay Banker’s Bonuses.Furious France want it back

9 Sep

NY city

9 September 2012

             In dramatic developments in NY city, the city managers have decided to sell Statue of Liberty to pay Banker’s Christmas bonuses.

            The Statue of liberty is a colossal neoclassical sculpture on Liberty Island in New York Harbor, designed by Frédéric Bartholdi and dedicated on October 28, 1886. The statue, a gift to the United States from the people of France, is of a robed female figure representing Libertas, the Roman goddess of freedom, who bears a torch and a tabula ansata (a tablet evoking the law) upon which is inscribed the date of the American Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. A broken chain lies at her feet. The statue is an icon of freedom and of the United States: a welcoming signal to immigrants arriving from abroad.

            “ Our  talented bankers have taken tremendous losses in markets and it is high possibility they will have to forgo Christmas bonus. Economy of our city depends on fraudulent activities of bankers and stock brokers. If they don’t get bonus,they might migrate to Singapore or Hongkong,leaving us deprived of their world class intelligence.” Said a city officer.”We can’t allow it to happen. Our lives are at stake here. Anyway statue of liberty no longer represents values of modern day America. So it is better to sell it as long as metal prices are high.”

            The French officials expressed outrage and dismay over the sell.

“The statue was gifted by us in view keeping U.S. will be symbol of independence of spirit for all the world. I think U.S.A. is rapidly degrading into a banana dictatorship. If they can’t maintain it, France is ready to take it back.”Said a consulate officer.

            Upon being asked about the angry opinion of French officials, a city lawyer explained “The gift is not property of France. It is now property of U.S. citizens and NY city can sell it to anyone they want.We need to pay the bankers.”

The auctioning procedure has already started and NY City has received topping bids from Taliban, Saudi Arabia, Ecuador.

            A Taliban spokesman explained “We want to buy and blow it to smithereens, just like we did with Bamiyan Buddha statues.”

            While Saudi Arabians didn’t give their reasons,Ecuador stressed they are only truly free and democratic in world except Afghanistan.