NYPD and NY city thinking of TSA style police force in schools

4 Jul

New York,

4 July,2012:

John Pete

    After successfully battling crime by enforcing “Stop and Frisk as will”,NYPD and the city have decided to start TSA type organization whose sole function will be to frisk and search school going children.

    Mayor and commissioner are enthusiastic over the new agency.The success of TSA in battling future terrorist attacks on US soil has given impetus to cities to form their own agencies.This new agency might be named as “New York School Security Authority” and it will employ few former employees from NYPD.

     The new agency will search and frisk every school child from age 3 to 22.It aims to nick problem of terrorism and individualism at bud.

     “Youth are impressed by Jihadi tendencies and we want to nip this growing sens of anarchism in them.Our new agency will search and frisk every child.There will be no secrets from us.We NYSSA will know everything about children.”

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